the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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hi I’m madelin i’m 16 [TRIBAL DRUMMING IN THE DISTANCE] i mostly post supernatural, dr. who, community, avengers, sherlock, homestuck [DRUMMING INTENSIFIES] i loooove pewsdiepie and I’m a nerdfighter for life so uhhmm [MENACING HORNS] swag me out lol i love making friends on tumblr so ask me anything please [DRUMMING STOPS ABRUPTLY, SINGLE HIGH TENSE VIOLIN NOTE RINGS OUT THROUGH SPACE]
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life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
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The miles can build you up or the miles can wear you down, it’s all about how you approach it.
THE MAGIC BEGINS » 10. saddest scene / the prince’s tale.
”I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter – “
”But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”
”For him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Patronum!”
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
”After all this time?”
”Always.” said Snape.
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Six Year Old Piano Prodigy Performs On TEDS
Tsung Tsung, piano
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I’m loving this quote #RalphWaldoEmerson #newbookmark
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